Silver Linings Insurance
Keeping you on cloud 9
Have you ever seen the perfect cloud that makes you smile and think of something special or funny? Now we’ll insure it for you! We do all the hard work and all you have to do is sit back and wait, and you’ll have your perfect cloud forever.
After extensive market research and high demand from consumers, we have decided to launch Veygo’s fourth product – Cloud Insurance. Veygo is the first company to launch this initiative, and we’re excited to be at the forefront of ensuring things that make you, our customers, truly happy.
The UK has a minimum of 155,862,597,563 clouds at any given time, so it’s no wonder we want to keep our faves safe. We have over 5,000 live customers on the beta test who have given very positive feedback, leading us to expect to hit 1,000,000 sales by the end of 2019.
But how does it actually work?
We know what you’re thinking – how do you insure a cloud? The answer is simple. Once you know the cloud you want to insure, one of thousands of on demand cloud specialists will capture the cloud and put it in an opaque Veygo jam jar while ensuring the shape never changes. That way it will never lose the shape that made you want to insure it in the first place. We’ll store it at Veygo HQ for three weeks in a specially adapted and temperature controlled room before sending it to you via courier, then and it’s yours to treasure forever!
Why would I ever need Cloud Insurance?
Think about it, you’re having a nice stroll in the park with someone special to you. You both look up and see a cloud shaped like a key and talk about all the places the key could lead to. You want to keep that memory forever. Now you can – with our help!
Or, you see a cloud in the shape of a walrus, which leads you to start thinking of your bald mate Frank and how much he looks like a walrus. Wouldn’t it be great if he was there to see it? Too bad Frank is in work. However, with Cloud Insurance, you just give us a call and in three weeks it’s yours to show to Frank!
Pearl, 42, Newcastle-upon-Tyne
“It was the perfect gift from my partner when I had my third child. It’s going to be his 18th birthday present! I just wish this was around sooner so my other two children could have them!”
Dave, 7, London
“I was blowing out the candles on my birthday cake and I looked up and saw a cloud that looked exactly like my blankie Duckie doo! I just had to have it and its even better now it’s in my room!”
Neil, 86, Barry
“I was on a walk one day and reminiscing about how much I missed my childhood goldfish ‘gill-ian mckeith’ and I looked up and saw her. She had never left me. And now she will never leave me again!”